Taylor Swift is many things to many people:
She’s a singer-songwriter, a humanitarian, a dater of famous dudes, and the BFF of just about every woman under 30 in Hollywood.
Now you can add one more entry to Swifty’s list of impressive titles: creepy little sister of Ronald McDonald who escaped from her clown prison to peddle Japanese Big Macs:
All this time, you thought Taylor was at home with her cats, but she was actually trotting the globe, hawking the McGrand Tomato, whatever the hell that is.
Of course, that’s not really Taylor. In fact, the ad is from 2006 – back before Taylor dated Joe Jonas. (But not before her many unfortunate experiments with crimped hair.)
So what sort of genius Japanese Don Draper knew way back then that the world would one day fall so madly in love with a straight-haired pop chanteuse that she could make them buy a meat-based sandwich that’s named after produce?
We don’t know, but between the Swift doppelganger and yesterday’s giant man-cats, the Japanese certainly seem to have a handle on what makes the Internet tick.
If they somehow manage to reverse engineer Kim Kardashian’s ass, they could take this whole thing over.
Taylor Swift and Cats: A Perfect Pairing
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